| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is your name? | You can call me James |
| How old are you? | I was born 15/12/1999 |
| What is your gender? | I am a transsexual |
| What is your political orientation? | Mostly traditional Marxist-Leninism. I do have a postmodernist streak though |
| Is this site supposed to be so shit? | Yes, I loathe modernity |
| What music do you like? | DISCO!!! I am into House and Acid also love hyperpop. My tastes is not the most refined, usually you'll find me dancing to ABBA or Bananarama! |
| What films do you like? | Late 90s Bollywood and anything on effed up movies (shoutout) |
| What books do you read? | Virginia Woolf (my first love), anything sci-fi. See my bookshelf |
| How long have you been studying Sanskrit? | 6 years |
| What is your day job? | I am a jaded trainee solicitor |
| What is your prized possession? | I have a Kawasaki Ninja shaped phone. When I can afford it, it will be my real one, but for now it's a toss up between the phone and my 1st edition copy of Cybernetics. |
| Are you a Hindu? | Not in any meaningful sense. I frequent a nearby temple and Sanatana Dharma has guided me through many struggles, but I consider myself more of a run of the mill occultist |
| What are your main interests? | I try to narrow down things I want to realistically master in my lifetime. They are: Critical Criminology, The Limbic System, Cognitive Linguistics, Indic religion and the UK law (though my interest does not lie there!) |
| Where are your favourite places? | I grew up in Switzerland and have always loved going back. The first place I lived independently was Barcelona in 2016, I have missed it ever since. I adore the Highlands but heart will always be with the South Downs! |
| What would you do if you were not a lawyer? | My childhood dream was to be a forensic pathologist and a rock star. I can't say I ever went off the idea. Part of me would love a TV career doing a vegan foraging show- I've written the script! My only other job was managing online sales at a bookshop but I'd buy so many of their books I think I made a loss! |
| Do you make art? | Yes. I draw with promarkers. Got 50 of them for £2 at a charity shop and cannot use anything else! Dreading when they run out. I am making a musical based on DMT's 'machine elves'. It is fun as I have not used the mediums of film or song since I was about 11 |
| Do you speak any other languages? | Yes! I speak French, Italian, Spanish, Portugese, Hindi and Indonesian (and Urdu and Malay- as I always put on CVs). I speak some Kreyol and German I can read Japanese and Chinese and I can get by in Yoruba- much to British Nigerians' amusement, I remember some Biblical Hebrew and can read Greek and Latin too. |
| What is your favourite body part? | I am obsessed with the colon- yes that one I am always looking for detoxes, enemas, oils whenever I am ill- it drives my friends mad. I also have a mutation which makes me have one less tooth than normal. In general I love the brain particularly the Limbic System |
| Do you have any bad habitss? | I am far too polite and have accidentally gotten involved with cult members, psychopaths and shitty startups because of it- it is lucky I'm not gullible too! I spend far too much time (which is any ammount of time) watching CRAP politics on youtube knowing it will annoy me. Sometimes after difficult days at work, I drink alone (unashamedly) and send long voice notes to my friends and shop online |
| Do you play any sport? | I am trained in taekwondo and was an ice skater for a long time. I also surf when I can. My transition made it difficult to persue either but I still love to skate and do some martial arts practice every morning |
| What is a skill you wished you had but don't? | I would give my left foot to be better at maths. It's in everything! I also wish I was a better writer. I do play a french horn but I wish I was a bit better at writing songs. I get synesthesia in that I see some smells, tastes and pains in colour but I cannot see music and I blame it for all my music writing problems. I feel like I got all the usele senses |
| Is love all you need? | All you need is love! |
| Can I rave with you? | 100% email me! |